Thursday, September 27, 2007

All Hail John Dear

Comes now the obligatory post detailing the household tasks accomplished by my husband, John Dear, this Wednesday of late, the twenty-seventh day of September in the year two-thousand and seven. All hail John Dear.

John Dear's Herculean Tasks

  1. Pick up The Boy at doggie daycare so I didn't have to.

  2. Pick up the dry cleaning (including a dress that had not been returned to us that I totally forgot about it till I saw it in its baggie in the closet).

  3. Drop off new clothes to be dry cleaned.

  4. Collect and drop off clothes at the wash 'n fold place.

  5. Determine whether or not chicken breasts were defrosted enough to make for dinner.

  6. Make a nutritious dinner of chicken with specifically-requested barbeque sauce and vegetables.

  7. Put up with a wife whose sarcasm is de trop.

In all seriousness, thank you John Dear for accomplishing this and all the other tasks that you do. You are a great helpmeet and I love you.

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