Comes now the obligatory post detailing the household tasks accomplished by my husband, John Dear, this Wednesday of late, the twenty-seventh day of September in the year two-thousand and seven. All hail John Dear. 
John Dear's Herculean Tasks
- Pick up The Boy at doggie daycare so I didn't have to.
- Pick up the dry cleaning (including a dress that had not been returned to us that I totally forgot about it till I saw it in its baggie in the closet).
- Drop off new clothes to be dry cleaned.
- Collect and drop off clothes at the wash 'n fold place.
- Determine whether or not chicken breasts were defrosted enough to make for dinner.
- Make a nutritious dinner of chicken with specifically-requested barbeque sauce and vegetables.
- Put up with a wife whose sarcasm is de trop.
In all seriousness, thank you John Dear for accomplishing this and all the other tasks that you do. You are a great helpmeet and I love you.
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