I'm back at work after a trip with my sister to set her up for one of her doctoral internships, and then driving around all day yesterday to go look at some of my company's properties. (They are looking good).
Things I Learned in the Great State of South Carolina
1. Jesus saves.
(How much was not mentioned. It must be at an impressive rate, because I saw this message several times).
2. The restaurant, Sonic, actually exists and does not merely exist in TV commercials.
Why Someone in South Carolina Should Mow the Lawn
I saw a sign that read:
I thought this was horribly mean-spirited. Couldn't they just tell Jesus one-on-one that he should lose some weight rather than putting it out there on a highway sign? Or maybe they should mind their own business. Screw them, Jesus! Just be healthy!
Also, I've never heard of dieting as a tool for repentance, though admittedly, I am not up-to-date on the more modern methods of atonement.
I then realized that there were overgrown weeds covering up the last "d" in "died".