Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Round One

Summary: Jendeis is an utter loser. She is aware of this fact.

Facebook pulled up high school boyfriend and asked if I wanted to Friend him. I'm not doing anything unless he tries to Friend me or slips me a note in study hall that looks like this:


Otherwise, am setting myself up for rejection and I went through that the first time around.

At least I got to see his picture. I'm pretty sure I've won this round (aka Who Has Better Hair?). Though the more I consider his hair in the picture, I can't decide whether it's improved from high school or not. Mission Impossible: must find a solo picture of myself where I (1) don't look deranged, and (2) definitely resemble attractive non-deranged movie star.*

In the absence of those pictures so far, have posted interesting pic from my wedding as was clearly last time I looked non-deranged, though was on heavy drugs at the time, so maybe drugs are the answer for my non-deranged look.

*Assuming there are any attractive non-deranged movie stars left.

7 comments:

momofonefornow said...

Haha! You are so funny. Can I be your friend on Facebook?

noswimmers said...

Dude...the same thing happened to me on FB. I thought: no WAY am I going to send him a friend request! Agggh!

I would love to be your FB friend...and I promise not to say you look deranged or drugged in ANY of your pics. ;)

Tricia said...

LOL!! This makes me laugh. I am sure he is checking our your picture and you look awesome!! Mwah!!

Yeah, I always try to only post my best pics on facebook for the same reason. I dated a guy for 4 years in college. Then he dumped me over the phone and I never saw him again. Until St. Patrick's Day in NYC a few years ago. As fate would have it I got wasted and was looking like a hot mess. It was snowing and cold and I had on a snow outfit (kind of like the little brother in the Christmas Story or a snowman but, not in the least bit cute) and as I was leaving a bar, he was walking into it. Of all the bars in Manhattan. UGH. I looked like shit. But, his acne got really bad and my wonderful husband was with me. And he quit his high powered stockbrocker lifestyle to be a teacher. I always told him he should but, that was beneath him (rolling my eyes) SO I was totally vindicated. That is until my drunken brother dragged me out because he wanted to punch the ex. Good times!

Jen said...

My only picture that I've put on Facebook is from like four years ago. I really need to update that...

Jen said...

I'm totally doing the same thing with a former high school boyfriend on facebook. I'm so glad to learn I'm not the only one out there.

Hillary said...

You are so funny, I love it!

Me said...

I miss drugs...